Ngày tham gia: 01 Oct 2008 Số bài: 1223 Đến từ: Hawaii
Gửi: Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:18 pm Tiêu đề: Funny Weekend Jokes
Jokes about women
Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Computer jokes
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypen**," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Money jokes
A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a fifty dollar bill.
A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.
Marriage jokes
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?”
“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Lawyer jokes
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth.
The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.”
The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for $2 million. “I want to give a million to my family,” he explained, “and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.” “Why so much more than the others?” asked the interviewer. The lawyer replied, “If you give me $3 million, I’ll give you $1 million, I’ll keep $1 million, and we’ll send the engineer to Mars.”
school jokes
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Ramu: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Ramu: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Teacher: Why are you late?
Ramu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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