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Ultimate clashes: Who would win?

 
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Ngày tham gia: 29 Oct 2007
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Bài gửiGửi: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:00 am    Tiêu đề: Ultimate clashes: Who would win?




Ultimate clashes: Who would win?

From Harry Potter to Angelina Jolie, from sharks to Naomi Campbell, we've pitted the scariest things on the planet against each other in an ultimate smackdown...



Terminator, the futuristic cyborg, versus Rambo, crazy Vietnam vet?

Rambo - the one man army, the torture survivor, the mentally unstable ex-soldier... even the infamous cyborg wouldn't have a hope against that volatile mix. There is also a good chance the Terminator would be short-circuited trying to make sense of Rambo's tough talking and would self destruct.



Shark versus crocodile. Who would win?

Crocodile. Although the shark has enjoyed his time on the top with the help of movie classics like Jaws, Into the Blue and the one where super-smart sharks munched their way through a pack of scientists the crocodile would easily trump him in this smackdown of the sea: he has evolved to be the king.


Supermean Supermodel Naomi Campbell versus Godzilla. Who would win?


Naomi. Godzilla would find himself crying for mercy at the talon-manicured hands of this mobile-phone throwing, screaming, hair-pulling, tantrum-throwing Supermodel/community service worker/anger management meeting attendee.



Muscly Brad Pitt versus fiery Angelina Jolie. Who would win?

The fight was pretty equal in Mr and Mrs Smith but away from the rolling cameras it is obvious Angelina wears the camo pants in this relationship. Any woman who admits to sleeping with knives is guaranteed to win any domestic dispute.



Snake versus cane toad. Who would win?

Despite his fangs and super-quick slither, it's lose-lose for snakey. The cane toad has legs and can spit poison and even if toad lost and was swallowed by snake, toad would still get revenge from his serpentine grave - by killing snake as it tries to digest toad's massive poison glands. Plus it'd be plain unpatriotic of us to not back the toad.


Gladiator fighting Russell Crowe versus Cinderella Man boxing Russell Crowe. Who would win?


Russ the Boxer would definitely be on the mat against Russ the Gladiator. Gladiator Russ has a much tougher outfit, wrestles lions and battles to the death with his bare hands.



Monstrous elephant versus meek mouse. Who would win?

Sure, elephants have massive hunks of ivory attached to their faces. They weigh hundreds of kilograms. Their legs are the size of tree trunks. But they have a debilitating lack of courage and are petrified of mice to boot. The only way an elephant could win against a mouse was if it accidently stepped on it.



Grizzly bear versus Hulk Hogan. Who would win?

It could be argued that Hulk is half bear anyway, but we think he's just that one step above the grizzly in the evolutionary process. The fact he has a few more neurons firing, that he's had loads of practise from years in the WWF ring and that he can stay upright works in his favour. Just.


Man of the Sky, Superman, versus Man of the Web, Spiderman. Who would win?


Superman can fly and has the cunning wit of a newspaper man. However, dorky Spiderman would come up trumps due to a little known fact that Superman has arachnophobia.


Battle of the Outlaws: America's Jesse James versus our Ned Kelly. Who would win?


It'd be a gun-slingin', old-school battle between the outlaws but Aussie ingenuity would win in the end - Ned has his armour.



Borat versus Vladimir Putin. Who would win?

It would be a close fight between these two eastern European powerhouses, but Borat's mankini would overwhelm the serious-minded Russian and he would die of shock. Very nice.



Mick Jagger versus Paul McCartney. Who would win?

A sober Paul McCartney would easily Beatle his party-addled colleague with just a guitar pick. Or could just tie him up and play Beatles records til Mick's head exploded after the 100th rendition of Yellow Submarine.



Bruce Lee versus Ironman. Who would win?

Brue Lee. No amount of fancy gadgets can trump the sacred practice of martial art.



Fight Club Brad Pitt versus Snatch Brad Pitt. Who would win?

Fight Club Brad would be momentarily confused trying to translate Snatch Brad¿s accent and would be surprised by a knock-out punch from the sneaky traveller.



Campbell/Chuck versus Jolie/Crocodile. Which team would win?

A great match up and a definite crowd pleaser of a fight with its promise of beauty, martial arts and blood. But we reckon Ange and the croc would come up trumps - ever heard of anyone beating a crocodile?



The Rock versus Barbie. Who would win?

Barbie. The Rock's a gentleman. But even if he did want to fight, beneath her plastic veneer lurks a woman scorned - where is Ken these days? Lying decapitated in the pink Barbie bus freezer, that's where.



Jaws versus Orca. Who would win?

Ah, the classic eco-horror, the smackdown of the sea. We all know killer whales won't rest til they get revenge - it was in the movie Orca. So, Orca wins - brains over brawn any day.



Fat Cat versus Humphrey Bear. Who would win?

The fur would fly but old nudey-pants Humphrey would win - mostly by default as Fat Cat would be too lazy to put up a decent fight.



Grizzly bear versus lion. Who would win?

Lions are like the pretty boys on the footy field - they look good with their glossy manes and loud roars, but they are just overgrown kitty cats who backdown at the slightest hint of a fight. Plus bears can stand.



Harry Potter versus Dirty Harry. Who would win?

Dirty Harry would blast that unlucky punk Potter and his bag of magic tricks into last week.




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Bài gửiGửi: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:56 am    Tiêu đề:

Đố: - "Did you ever hear of anyone beating a crocodile?"
Vậy thử đoán giữa Trăn và Cá sấu, ai sẽ hơn?
Đáp: Trăn.
Có show TV đã chiếu một con trăn nặng 300Kg nuốt một con cá sấu nặng 200Kg vô bụng. Nhưng sau đó có một con cá sấu khác tấn công con trăn và cuối cùng không con nào còn sống cả.

Thôi, chẳng thà là "A loser" cho tâm hồn được binh yên!
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SNOW WHITE



Ngày tham gia: 29 Oct 2007
Số bài: 3689

Bài gửiGửi: Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:15 pm    Tiêu đề:

Dieu Duc oi !!!

A loser will be a winner .

An nhien tu tai , giu tam hon binh yen la hanh phuc nhat doi !!!
Thanks
SW

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