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Trời ơi, hụt !

Một ông nhà giàu và một ni cô đi đánh gôn. Cú đánh đầu tiên hụt, ông nhà giàu kêu lên:
- Trời ơi, hụt!!!

Ni cô liền nói: Thí chủ đừng kêu trời như vậy, sẽ bị thiên lôi đánh đấy ạ!

Đến phát thứ hai hụt, ông lại kêu lên: Trời ơi, hụt!!!

Ni cô bèn can: Thí chủ đừng kêu nữa, kêu lần nữa sẽ bị sét đánh đấy ạ!

Phát thứ ba hụt, ông kêu lên: Trời ơi, hụt!!!

Đột nhiên có tiếng nổ rất to, mọi người quay lại thì thấy ni cô bị sét đánh đen thui.

Bỗng từ trên trời có tiếng nói rất to vọng xuống: Trời ơi, hụt !

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Here is a sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:








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One of the things people do at parties is tell jokes. Here are some of the jokes that I like.
   
   An old one, but still very funny....../Rowena Hopkins / Education Forum
     
   Al Gore was in London and met the Queen. Gore asked the Queen about her leadership philosophy. The Queen said she found that the best way to govern was to surround herself with intelligent people. “But how do you know they are intelligent? Gore asked. “I ask them testing questions. For example, when Tony Blair became leader of the Labour Party, I telephoned him and asked the following question: “Your mother has a child, your father has a child and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

   “Why it is me,” said Tony Blair, without a pause.

   “Correct!” said the Queen.

   Gore returned to America and called George W. Bush: “Mr President, may I ask you a question?” he said. “By all means”, said the President.

   “Your mother has a child, your father has a child and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

   George Bush was stumped and remained silent for a while before saying, “May I get back to you on that, Al?” He asked all his closest aides before finally ringing Colin Powell, to whom he posed the telling question. Powell, like Blair, replied, without pause: “It’s me.”

   George Bush rang Gore and said: “I know the answer to your question. It’s Colin Powell.”

   “Wrong,” said Gore. “It’s Tony Blair.”
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   Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock./ Robert Howard/ Education Forum
     
   A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

   He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

   "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

   "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

   "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

   St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

   "Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
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   "President Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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